Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it…. by D
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go by D
santa:(to his friend banta): my wife is afraid of water. Banta: how can u say that? Santa: yesterday when i reached my home i found her in the bath tub with our security guard....... by santa-banta